The Top 20 Lines We'd LOVE to Hear in a "Star Wars" Movie 20 Yoda: "Big these ears are, and breathe through them I can. Now, the nasty must we do!" 19 Princess Leia: "You're my BROTHER? Well, actually, that kinda turns me on." 18 Anakin: "MAN, Amidala, you've got a nice pair of tauntauns!" 17 Shmi Skywalker: "So, you had to be a Jedi. You couldn't have maybe been a doctor?" 16 Jedi Master Letterman: "Amidala, Barbarella. Barbarella, Amidala." 15 Luke: "C'mon, Uncle Owen, we've already GOT a protocol 'droid. *PLEASE* can I get the sex 'droid?!?" 14 Obi-Wan: "Congratulations, Jar Jar. Jedi University has chosen you to be the subject of their next biology lab." 13 Yoda: "Strong is The Force in this one... and large are the hooters on THIS one!" 12 Mace Windu: "And womp rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'll never eat the dirty mother*&!%#." 11 Yoda: "My 'English for Dummies' book! Missing it is. Seen it, have you?" 10 Anakin: "Dooku, you're gettin' a Dell!" 9 Amidala: "That 'show me your light saber' trick was cute when you were 8, Anakin. Now put your pants back on." 8 Jar Jar Binks: "Doctor saysa meesa gotsa cancer. Meesa only livesa another month." 7 Anakin: "Not tonight, Amidala -- I'm too tired. Just take my light saber and put it on 'vibrate'." 6 Yoda: "Full of asthma, he is. Much noisy breathing in his future, I sense." 5 Darth Gates: "Our Jedi clones are almost ready, too. May I introduce: Windu 95, Windu 98, Windu 2000 and Windu XP." 4 Jar Jar Binks: "Lawzy, Miz Amidala -- Meesa don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no Jedi." 3 Yoda: "Dude, was I talking weird again last night? I always talk like that when I'm wasted." 2 Jabba the Hutt: "...and a Diet Coke to go." and Topfive.com's Number 1 Line We'd LOVE to Hear in a "Star Wars" Movie... 1 Darth Vader: "Hello, AOL tech support? You have failed me for the last time..."