Ten little flames all on one line One got ^W and then there were nine Nine little flames full of venomous hate One got cancelled and then there were eight Eight little flames posted straight from Devon The feed dropped one and then there were seven Seven little flames written just for kicks On got killfiled and then there were six Six little flames buzzing like a hive One got ignored and then there were five Five little flames written by a bore One got larted and then there were four Four little flames complaining about fees One was misposted and then there were three Three little flames saying "$@#% you!" One wasn't carried and then there were two Two little flames (I'm almost done!) One went to NANAE and then there was one One little flame all alone The cancelbots caught it and then there were none!