I came, I thawed, I transferred....

Survive Minnesota and the rest of the world is easy.
If you love Minnesota, raise your arctic shoe!
Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy.
Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito.
Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears
Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.
One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.
Minnesota - Land of many cultures - mostly throat
Where the elite meet the sleet.
Minnesota - Closed for glacier repairs.
Land of 2 seasons:  Winter and Construction
Minnesota - Glove it or leave it.
Minnesota - Have you jumped started your kid today?
There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota:  Cold, Older and Fatter
Many are cold; but few are frozen.
You are entering Minnesota:  Use Alternate Route
Minnesota - Theater of sneezes
Jack Frost must like it in Minnesota - he spends all of his time here.
Land of the ski and home of the crazed.
Minnesota - the ice age land that time and God forgot.
Plenty of lakes and no sharks.
In Minnesota, ducks don't fly south, people do.
Spring in Minnesota:  When you can see the curbs and sidewalks.