Top 10 ways weddings would be different if men made the decisions:
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10)  Less "Oh promise me" and more "Louie, Louie"

9)   Rehersal dinner kegger!

8)   Bridesmaids wear matching blue jean cutoffs and halter tops.

7)   Tuxes have team logos on the back.

6)   June weddings scheduled around the basketball playoffs

5)   Vows mention cooking and sex, specifically.

4)   Couples leave ceremony in a souped-up '73 Charger with racing
     tires and flames on the side.

3)   Dance with the bride and get punched in the face.

2)   Big, slobbery dogs eligible to be best-man.

1)   Tailgate reception!