This was attributed to Julie Logan and Arthur Howard, who they are I
do not know.  Originally from _Glamour_ magazine.

                      "Are you male or female?"

                 Take this test and find out for sure

1.  Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:
        a. one
        b. almost a dozen

2.  When parking your car in a public garage you:
        a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant
        b. hand your keys over politely

3.  You haven't shaved in 4 days.  The resulting stubble can be
    construed as:
        a. sexy
        b. gross

4.  At the doctor's, a common request would be:
        a. "Cough."
        b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?"

5.  As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:
        a. one cup
        b. two cups

6.  When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:
        a. nothing
        b. "Do I look fat?"

7.  You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe
    you would be:
        a. sports legend
        b. tramp

8.  The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:
        a. 35
        b. 14

9.  When you hear the words "hand wash," the first thing that comes to
    your mind is:
        a. your car
        b. panty hose

10. It`s the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score
    tied.  Bases are loaded with 2 outs.  The man at bat has a .311
    average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty.  Your mate
    turns to you and says "Do you want a back rub?"  You are:
        a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question
        b. daydreaming

11. Your idea of basic pump is:
        a. an athletic shoe made by Nike
        b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva

12. Multiple Orgasms are something you:
        a. give
        b. get


                               SCORING

                     a = 1 point        b = 2 points

 0-12 Congratulations, you are a male.  This means you have a greater
      lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select
      few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.

13-24 Congratulations, you are a female.  This means you will live
      longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in
      polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to
      being president someday.