The Corporate Structure:

Chairman of the Board:
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Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water, and
Gives policy to God.

President:
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Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talk with God.

Senior Vice-President:
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Leaps short buildings with a running jump and a favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talk with God if special request is approved

Vice-President:
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Barely clears a quonset hut
Looses tug-of-war with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God

Assistant Vice-President:
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Makes high marks on the wall when trying to jump small buildings
Is run over by locomotive
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Dog paddles
Talks to animals

Branch Manager:
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Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotive two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life preserver
Talk to walls

Trainee:
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Falls over doorsteps when entering buildings
Says "Look at the choo-choo"
Wets himself with a water-pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself

Secretary:
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Lifts tall buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the track
Catches speedings bullets in her teeth AND EATS THEM
Freezes water with a single glance
SHE IS GOD!