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   The Top 15 Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult


15> Every link seems to take you to www.amway.com.

14> Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's...  Stoli, Mott's...

13> He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party.

12> Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days to the
    apocalypse.

11> Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary
    excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana.

10> His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership."

 9> Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do stint
    handing out flowers at airport.

 8> Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's "Site of
    the Day."

 7> She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free.

 6> Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends.

 5> Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning to
    rescue the true believers.

 4> Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.

 3> Big "N" on your browser replaced by spinning head of Charles
    Manson.

 2> He only answers to the name, "Doe-bert."

   ...and the Number 1 Sign Your Webmaster is in a Cult...

 1> Ugly clothes; insufficient diet; lack of sleep; goofy haircut;
    lives in a mansion; has many followe...  Hey, wait a minute!
    That's Bill Gates!!