If Programming Laungages were ... Chickens Windows 2000 Chicken Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure. OS/2 Chicken It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed. Win 95 Chicken You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like... chicken. Microsoft Chicken (TM) It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road. OOP Chicken It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message. Assembler Chicken First it builds the road ... C Chicken It crosses the road without looking both ways. C++ Chicken The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side. VB Chicken USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken) COM Chicken IChicken::CrossRoad Delphi Chicken The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side. Java Chicken If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets) Web Chicken Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running. Gopher Chicken Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken. Newton Chicken Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket! ASP Chicken The Chicken remains by the road side and creates temporary copies of its self when it needs to cross WIN32 Chicken class __declspec(dllexport) CrossRoad : public CHICKEN Cray Chicken Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked. Quantum Logic Chicken The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course. Lotus Chicken Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do ! Mac Chicken No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to. Al Gore Chicken Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation Chicken- crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the program. COBOL Chicken 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001- CHICKEN-CROSSING .net Chicken The Chicken runs around the highway system and can cross any road it likes