Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that
computers should also be referred to as being female.  Their reasons
for drawing this conclusion follow:


TOP 15 REASONS YOUR COMPUTER IS FEMALE

15. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
14. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory
    for future reference.
13. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
    incomprehensible to everyone else.
12. The message "Bad command or filename" is about as informative as
    "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not
    going to tell you."
11. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
    spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
10. Picky, picky, picky.
 9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
 8. Beauty is only shell deep.
 7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing."
 6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
 5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
 4. Smalltalk is important.
 3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
 2. They make you take the garbage out.

  And the Number 1 Reason Your Computer Is Female...

 1. Miss a period and they go wild.



However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that
computers should be referred to as if they were male.  Their reasons
follow:

Five reasons to believe computers are male:

1.  They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2.  They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
are the problem.
3.  As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a
little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4.  In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5.  Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.