YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM COLORADO WHEN... 

1. You switch from "Heat" to A/C in one day. 

2. You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means. 

3. Your sense of direction is; towards the mountains and away from the
     mountains. 

4. You're a meat eating vegetarian. 

5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car. 

6. You use a down comforter in the summer cause you have the a/c on at
     55 degrees. 

7. Your able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during
     a raging blizzard without even flinching. 

8. You take your out of town guests to Casa Bonita even though you
     would never go there otherwise. 

9. You install security lights on your house and garage but leave all
     doors unlocked. 

10. You think the major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Coors
     Beer.
 
11. You carry jumper cables in the car and your girlfriend knows how
     to use them. 

12. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 

13. Driving is better in the winter cause the pot holes are filled
     with snow. 

14. You think that sexy lingerie is tube sox and flannel pjs. 

15. You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and
     construction. 

16. You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a teams win. 

17. You think the State Governor is John Elway. 

18. Your idea of a traffic jam is more that 10 pedestrians on the bike
     path. 

19. You carry skis in your car, "just in case". 

20. You can never figure out why your out of town guests faint from
     altitude sickness on a picnic to MT. Evans. 

21. You actually understand these jokes and send them to your friends
     in Colorado.