1976 Buick Electra 225 "Deuce and a Quarter" available for purchase! (also affectionately known as "Car from HELL!" "The Nimitz" "Land Yacht" "Das Boat" "The Terminator" "La Machine" "Tank" "6000 SUX" CO-OP'ers who need a car...Parents of students who don't want their car borrowed any longer...Yuppie Sports Car owners who need a reliable winter car...People who need a second house and don't want a second mortgage! With this "car" you get: o "Engine from HELL" - 455 BIG BLOCK cubic inches worth of pure Toyota crunching power. Why move your belongings when you can tow the whole house to a new location? (Tuned to perfection with lots of TLC and money. Currently 150000 miles with no sign of letting up. Probably another 100000 miles left in it. Will out run Lincolns, Caddy's and some BMW's. Will run over Hyundai's, Yugo's and Honda's.) o "Transmission of choice" - the famous Turbo-400 3 speed automatic commonly used in off road truck races installed in this rolling brick wall for your snow driving pleasure. Fluid clean and fresh with recent change and filter/gasket. Excellent condition. o Posi-Traction Rear End. Getting stuck in snow is impossible. I know, I've tried. PLUS, you get (2) PIRELLI (only the best) STUDDED SNOW TIRES (in excellent shape) which makes possible to actually pull out other cars (houses, boats, Stealth bombers) that are stuck. o "Horn from HELL". Commands respect INSTANTLY. Incredible simulation of the train from "Green Acres". o POWER driver seat. It moves forwards. It moves backwards. It goes up, it goes down. It tilts, it slants. It slices, it dices. Hey, It WORKS! o POWER steering. You'll need it. (Invested $30.00 and lots of sweat). o POWER brakes. Maintained to perfection by myself for the safety of others. (Invested over $200.00). o POWER windows. They all work! o POWER door locks. They all work! o POWER. Just that. POWER. The POWER to move. The POWER to drive in Boston and not care where you park or if someone's already in YOUR spot (gives the "Boston bump" a whole new meaning). The POWER to intimidate NY cab drivers (who can pass up THIS opportunity) because you DON'T CARE! o CHUTZPAH. You can do things in this car that until now you could only flip the bird at other drivers for doing because you WON'T CARE. You'll command the road and be the leader at any traffic light. o COMFORT. With the new shocks and suspension parts I've put it at ENORMOUS personal sacrifice this baby really cruises safely down the highway. o RELIABILITY. My Toyota was in the shop more often. Doesn't need one bit of work. Get in and drive and be driven. I've done all the work so you don't have to. o NEW: rear tires (fronts in great shape), radiator, thermostat, distributor cap/rotor, ignition wires, plugs, rebuilt carb, filters, brake pads, brake calipers, brake fluid, headlights (brights are Halogen yet) and exhaust system. o Garage Floor Gray exterior (easily retouched - one gallon does the car TWICE), Ratty Red interior (did I mention the really gnarly power seat?). Be the first on your block to have a car the size of your block! Currently getting 14 miles per gallon and 11 with 8 people in the car (COMFORTABLY!)! Passed inspection in January (in fact, the emissions was 75% BELOW the allowed limit for that year. That could be changed however to meet your personal requirements). Invested over $1000.00 and MANY weekends. Yours for $750.00 or BRO (no dreamers please). "Real Ugly and built to stay that way". Contact Mike at xxx-xxx-xxxx (check out the funky answering machine). or send email (whatever path floats your land boat).