To be sung to the tune of "My Favourite Things" written by GRoo Fourteen inch dildos with straps of elastic Form fitting underwear made of clear plastic Five foot four women with haircuts like boys These are a few of my favourite toys. Warm sticky substances smeared on my belly Plastic containers filled with KY Jelly Women who can turn their tongues upside down These are a few of the best things I've found. When the whip cracks. When the straps snap. When I'm feeling glum. I think of the wonderful games that I've played. I let out a sigh and .