* * * Introducing White Trash Barbie * * *


She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up,
think-ther-better'n-you Barbies! Now every girl can live the fantasy 
of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend.

Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:

*     Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure!

*     A six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (It's on sale!) to refresh
      Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.

*     Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants*, halter top and sandals.
      (*Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls
      shipped to Alabama. Waffle House uniform sold separately.)

*     Barbie comes with platinum blonde hair with black roots showing.

*     Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back and
      she's pregnant...again!

*     Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including "I
      tol' jew #$%&@* kids to git the hell outta my yard!", "Git me 
      anuther beer, bay-bee.",  "Whur's my #$%&@* cigarettes?", and more.

** Also Available: **

*     Barbie double-wide dream trailer. Mobile home fun complete with
      stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set.  Barbie's wormy pet cat
      Rufus, also included. Trailer disassembles for use with the Tornado 
      Action Playset (Sold separately).

*     Barbie dream car. 1982 Camaro in mix-n'- match colors and
      smokin' chokin' exhaust, and coat hanger radio antenna.  Holds two 
      white Trash Barbies or fifteen MexMigrant Barbies (Sold separately).  
      (Smoke non-toxic unless breathed.)

*     Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action and PimpSlap
      backhand. With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle.  Curses, mumbles 
      when string is pulled.  African-American version available 
      (excl.Mississippi).

*     Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist.
      Molded to recliner, with TV remote, beer, chips.  Says "Shut up 
      woman" and "Git me a beer." (Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.)