Subject: Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Colorado Market Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of Ten Limited Edition Barbie Doll Models for the Colorado Market: Highlands Ranch Barbie: Princess Barbie is only sold at the Park Meadows Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a cookie cutter house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift and a workaholic Ken. Englewood Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit. Colfax Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Meth Lab Ken. Also available in European-American and Mexican versions. Cherry Creek Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and shallow Ken. Commerce City Barbie: This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers. Aspen Barbie: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear a leopard print ski outfit without looking passe, even if you are actually skiing. Boulder Barbie: This Barbie actually comes in two variations. One has long gray hair and archless feet, sandals with white socks, no makeup and a mutt . The other version has frizzy hair, a dingy white tanktop, low cut jeans and scratch-n-sniff armpits . Brighton Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no pedicure and without breaking a heel and falling while you chase your beer-gutted, hollow gold-chain wearing Ken. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and BIG. Acessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi, rusty old Ford pick up. Texas Transplant Barbie: This bitch of a Barbie comes with a Ford SUV ("Don't Mess with Texas" plates), a knife to stab other Barbies in the back, and tons of makeup. Carnivore Ken sold separately. 16th Street Mall a/k/a Downtown Barbie: This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She comes with shoulderpads, dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad haircut. Options include a Bronco's shirt, Walmart purse and outdated shoes.