10 Useful Phrases For Traveling Moslem Areas

- Akbar Khali-kili Haftir Loftan
Thank-you for showing me your marvelous gun.

- Fekr Gabul Cardan Davat Pach Gush Divar
I am delighted to accept your invitation to lie on the floor with
  my arms above my head and my legs apart.

- Shomeah Fekr Tomomeh Oeh Gofteh Bande
I agree with everthing you have ever said in you life. 

- Auto Arraregh Davateman Man sepaheh-Hast
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk 
  of your car.

- Fashal-Eh Tupehman Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemara Jebehkesharehmann
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital areas I will
  gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

- Khrel Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amkrikahey
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling
  as reporters.

- Balli Balli Balli
Whatever you say.

- Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh, Ghorban
The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

- Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khrube Boyast Ino Begeram
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you.  I must have 
  the recipe.

- Manjaheh Ta Ba Guyje Manahem, Ni Sepaheh Mancasar Nobe
Kill my friend first, his company cannot afford the ransom.